Wednesday, 5 September 2012

My love to HillsBus xx

I'm juggling between work, piano class, gym (ok I hardly ever bother with this one), social life, uni, readings (umm) and occasionally stuff with societies. I love being busy, but I really need some time to myself and some SLEEP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! I don't feel like myself any more. I'm not used to being on my toes constantly, and my typically meandering, whimscal thoughts are being uncomfortably tethered by practical things... it's all just a bit alien to me. It doesn't help that I kept running around during the winter break. I should have just stayed in my cave and chilled with SRK. In the middle of all this, the one thing keeping me sane is... HillsBus

When I meet people at uni and tell them I live in Cherrybrook, the conversation will predictably move like this-

person: Cherrywhaaat?
me: (sigh) It's near Castle Hill/Pennant Hills/Hornsby... like, Hills district?
person: oh... shiiiiiiiiiit, how long does that take you?
me: uh, up to two and a half hours door-to-door one way but it really depends on the traffic. Usually less
person: whoa that sucks! Why don't you move out?

It doesn't suck. I love public transport! It is the organising principle of my life, and I'd probably be a different person without it. It's a buffer zone that lets me catch up on sleep or finish off my readings. It's the time I just sit and meditate on life and people and... things. It's the time I amuse myslef by inventing colourful life stories of stuffy, suited, irritable old men  affable co-passengers. I also like to pass time by staring at people out the window and judging their clothes/lives. If either or both my parents are with me (not uncommon), I sweet talk them into giving me sum moar $$$$$.

I've met so many cool people on the bus, some of whom I now consider to be pretty close friends. Last week I struck up a conversation with a girl I very vaguely recognised as a friend of a friend I'd met years ago.  She happened to be on the same bus on the way back too and we bantered like old friends about Margaret Thatcher and parents and hipsters. She was lovely, but I sadly can't remember her name. I also have public transport to thank for keeping up friendships with people I probably wouldn't otherwise go out of my way to contact. And how could I possibly neglect to mention the times I've fallen in lurve on the magical M2? The best part is that I can just sit and be besotted with a stanger at a distance, without him opening his mouth to shatter the illusion of his perfection.

Of course, you have your characters: drivers that cruise past you even though you're flapping like a bird to signal him and the next bus won't come for another hour, cranky co-passengers...

So I was on the 620 with Rai last week and our conversation, fascinating as always, ranged from student politics to flippant gossip to questioning the value in democracy (courtesy Tocqueville), and back to flippant gossip. At one point she said if she wants pads she can just say so to her father, and it's no big deal, seeing both her parents are doctors. I said I can't imagine doing that to my dad, ever. We wandered into the topic of Jane Caro on QandA, and that saying "vagina" should not be tabboo. An old man in front of us twitched violently, turned around and proceeded to berate us for five minutes: "the whole bus could hear you and you're making a fool of yourself" "have no respect" "talking non-stop" and... "highly inappropriate".
In my head I was responding:  "Speak for yourself, you're the man  directly in front of us, not the whole bus. I mean, duhhh you can hear us", "we're hardly being rude/vulgar", "since when was talking a crime",  "OHHHHHHHH THE IRONY! LOL" but I'm a wuss so what passed through my lips was "I'm soooo sorry", multiple times even as he kept ranting. I need to grow a pair. Rai put him in his place with some hilarious staged whispers which made him visibly uncomfortable. Cherrybrook is such a conservative backwater, WHY do I live here?

All in all, it was quite funny.
HillsBus FTW

Saturday, 25 August 2012

adventures.


After the breakfast mentioned in the previous post, I studied a while in the library and then attended a lecture from AWS about battery hens. Needless to say, (refer to previous post) it was hardly filled out and we were all women! The lecture itself was pretty confronting. I walked out of there with a fiercely pro-vegan argument raging in my head, even as I thoughtlessly scoffed down a jacket potato stacked with cheese AND some cakes (yes, plural) from a bake sale. It took me a whole 10 minutes to realise something was a bit off.  I've continued to screw up almost every day since then BUT I will do this! As a tam brahm reared on thayir I guess that vegan may be a bit of a stretch but I can try to stick to lacto-vegetarianism, i.e. cut out the eggs.

Anyway. It's week four and I'm already doing an all-nighter, which is a bit ridiculous. I have a group presentation tomorrow for an assignment which involves being on talkback radio. My group is fantastic! I love them all. Highlights included:
  • Complaining about my grandmother's wedding dress which I recently inherited. I'm pissed off because it's full of moth holes, and my cousins got all her jewellery
  • Being smited (well I'm sure he thinks that's what happened) by Ray Hadley about Gillard and the law firm thing
  • Trying to be a conspiracy theorist and argue with "the golden tonsils" on 2SM till we realised half way through that we were actually saying the same thing! 

And here's a skit we're planning to open tomorrow's presentation with:
 
Radio host: “And today we'll be talking about how immigrants cause global warming, which doesn't exist. Give us a call with your opinion on the best way to dye Julia Gillard's hair her real colour. Green.”
Punter (to themselves). “mhmmmm! I hear you sister! I'm going to ring up and tell this girl how right she is!! That'll show those lefty greeny boat people what's what!” -picks up phone-
Gandalf: “Welcome to radio 2 gigabytes. Do you wish to speak to Jalan Ones?
Punter: “Why yes, as a matter of fact I do! I want to tell her how right she is”
Gandalf: “Well she's certainly not left. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!”
-Punter breaks down crying”
Radio Host: “Next we'll be talking about the top three reasons that women are unconstitutional”
Punter 2 (moi): “Oh no she didn't!!!” -picks up phone-
Gandalf: Welcome to radio 2 gigabytes. Do you wish to speak to Jalan Ones?
Punter 2: Why yes, I want to say how wrong she is. Was she hit on the head by a crapload of stupidness as a child?
Gandalf: Jalan Ones was never a child. YOU SHALL PASS!!!

ohhhh boy.