Saturday 14 September 2013

TONY ABBOTT AND VOLDEMORT


J.K. Rowling thinks Voldemort could be likened to Hitler and Stalin. Alfonso Cuaron, director of The Prisoner of Azkaban  draws similarities with Saddam Hussain and George Bush because they "...have selfish interests and are very much in love with power" besides a disregard for the environment and love for manipulating people. (courtesy Wikipedia- shut up it's not an essay)
 
Wrong. The character of Tom Marvolo Riddle, who prefers to go by the name Voldemort or not be named at all, is unbeknown to the author, actually an oracle of Australia's destiny. If the following makes you anxious... well, yeah. 

~It came to me in a dream~

VOLDY

LORD TONE





 SPOT THE DIFFERENCE



  
 LOL JK

Hates: muggles and mudbloods
   

Hates: boat people      

... but born of a muggle father


... but came to Australia on a boat

Studied: Hogwarts,
encountered (legend of) Salazar Slytherin
   

Studied: erri1 says USyd looks like Hogwarts,
encountered Santamaria

Devilishly handsome as a boy


Probably a philanderer back in the day
(the sleaziness persists)

Tried to overtake the world
 books 1-4:
failed

Tried to overtake Autralia in 2010:
failed
   

Tried again book 5:
succeeded


Tried again ’13:
succeeded

Most evil wizard for hundreds and hundreds of years
   
  

Worst PM ever


Has no conscience, feels no remorse, and does not recognise the worth and humanity of anybody except himself.
(except Nagini)

Has no conscience, feels no remorse, and does not recognise the worth and humanity of anybody except himself.
(nope, no exceptions)

Surrounded by many who adore him but loves none

Those poor daughters...
read THIS
  

Bellatrix


Bishop
 

Awkward hug
   

Awwwwwkkwarddd kiss
 

EGOMANIAC


EGOMANIAC



But where is Auspol's 'boy who lived'? edit: other things strike me but I don't know how to change the table. Tony was SRC prez, Voldy was Head Boy. Tony won a Rhodes scholarship, Voldy was the most talented pupil to attend Hogwarts. Voldy can fly unsupported, Tony wears budgie smugglers (and budgies can fly). Tony has ASIO, Voldy is an accomplished legilimens.